Why you gotta blame a brother?
Because sometimes “a brother” does stuff that can get people killed. You are your father’s son, Stark. And while I have a major tech boner for anything from Stark Industries, I’m not afraid to throw down the gauntlet, young man.
So quick to play the blame game. I have you know, I’ve been banned from any SHIELD property for like a
yearweek, so it couldn’t possibly have been me or any of my small spy devices that wont trip SHIELD detection because I am that damn good. And I find the simplicity of such a juvenile trap beneath me. I would have done something much more elaborate and time consuming.
You’d be surprised at how many guns I’ve had shoved into my face since I was five years old.
Seven.I am unmoved by threats and now I’m not going to share my new phone with you.
Wait… Why are you banned from SHIELD property? WHAT DID I MISS WHILE I WAS
hiding in the Hawke’s nest eating crackers and going “Caw-Caw, motherf***er” when people passed by was waiting for the all-clear?
And I’ll believe it when I see it, JJ. This is not encouragement
(it might be). So if you do do anything, I am rescinding all responsibility.
You’re a monster.